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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion