Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Whats a frogs favourite game?

It's croak-et!

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion