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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.