Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.