You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
They are used to being chaste.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Because the label said General Foods.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Because it wasn't his real dad
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)