Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)