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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip