Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Because they can't dress themselves.
Attire.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Preppy le Pew
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Because he was always spotted.
It was a Freudian slip
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A Freudian slip.
Oedipus
