Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A metronome!
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Because they lactose.
Oat couture
My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Because he was always spotted.
A Freudian Slip.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A Freudian slip
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Oedipus
