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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

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The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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An investigator.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip