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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.