Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.