Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.