Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Previous Random Joke Next
Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

C Code Jokes More C Code Jokes

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.