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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.