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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.