How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump