How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.