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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal