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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.