Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal