Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Wait, I can explain everything!

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A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.