Asian Man Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend