Asian Man Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.