Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."