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Asian Man Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles