Disorient Jokes

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.