When did the Chinese man know it was ti...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Tooth Hurty Jokes More Tooth Hurty Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?