When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.