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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.