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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.