What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously