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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape