Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.