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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!