What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks