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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day