Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because all day they deal with ores.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Pontius Pilates
They were too constricting.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
You sound just like me!
