How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.