What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.