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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.