How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools