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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.