What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.