What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.