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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.