The NaaaaayyyVY
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
The Salvation Army.
Because he couldn't branch out.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
The one with the most branches!
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
It started its own branch
They branch out
Because they stick
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Gnomelettes.
I "NEED" you!
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
They're always picking on him.
Friday
Covers tracks
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Luters.
A baby with burst armbands.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
A weeping Willow.
