The NaaaaayyyVY
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
The Salvation Army.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Because he couldn't branch out.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
The one with the most branches!
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
It started its own branch
They branch out
Because they stick
It only allows 140 characters
Twitter only allows 160 characters
He was charged with battery.
To do long sentences!
They insist that the fit could be better.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Prism
With burger alarms!
With a bootooth
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Special branch.
He worked for a special branch.
Pillow cases
He was stumped.
Do you want to be black, or white
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.