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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Who's there! Alda! Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.