Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.