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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.