Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you