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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.