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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.