Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY