Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick