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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.