Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick