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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out