What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood