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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!