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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.