Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.