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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!