What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.