Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra