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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.