Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.