Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.