Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.