Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch