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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.