Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.