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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!