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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!