What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!