What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.