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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.