What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.