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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!