What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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A fangfurther.

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How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!