His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Want to date hot Russians!
In ARRgentina.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
When the big hand touches the little hand
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Check, matey.
Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
Because they all involve iPatches.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
IPatch
