His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Under his buckin' hat.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
There's a clock on the stove.
AYE MATEY
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
IPatch
