Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch