Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch