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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch