Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch