Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch