Update Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.