What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?

Arrrr-peggios!