What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?

Arrrr-peggios!

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.