What did the Australian say when he won...

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?