What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.