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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!