What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!