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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!