What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!