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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.