Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew