Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah