Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.