Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.