Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.