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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.