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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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It loses its cool.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!