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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!