What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.