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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.