What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.