What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.