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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.