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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.