What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point!

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The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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A cud thud!

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!