What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.