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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.