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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor