One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Ex-spearmints
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was stuck to the chicken.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Presence.
Diapertension
Because 7 8 9 A.
They train them
It's hard to keep track.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because it was two years old
McDonald's knows how to use salt
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
