One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Ex-spearmints
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was stuck to the chicken.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint!
To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Whole milk.
A call-em
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
The beesnese
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
It all depends on how you look at it
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
