One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Ex-spearmints
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was stuck to the chicken.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint!
Diapertension
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
A. You can't tuna fish.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
There's twenty of them.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb?
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
A small Buddhist.
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
A partial in a pear tree.
