One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Ex-spearmints
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was stuck to the chicken.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Cancer...
Bumble gum.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
I got my hair straightened out.
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Sneakers.
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Cancer.
Bruised Lee
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Big Red, dawg.
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
