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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.