Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!