Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!