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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!