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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!