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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.