Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call fake German currency?

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!