Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.