Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!