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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.