Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.