Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!