Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!