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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.