What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.