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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.