What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.