What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.