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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.