What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.