What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.