What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.