What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.