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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"