What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.