What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.