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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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The active French armed forces.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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League of Leg ends.

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Cancer

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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All I want for Christmas is yeux

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He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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