Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25