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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!