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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.