What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.