Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!