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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!