Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.