Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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A Small Medium at Large

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Just cos.

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He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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A candle-nah-brah

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!