Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.