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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards