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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards