How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.