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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.