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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.