How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.