How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).