How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.