What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Racket Jokes More Racket Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!