What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket