What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What are you?

Broke.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.