Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.