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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.