Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Previous Random Joke Next

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Racket Jokes More Racket Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.